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I HAVE A 2002 FORD, STOPPED 2GAS UP, AND JUST WONT START! TURN KEY TO ON POSITION AND PANEL GOES ON. BUT WHEN I TURN  KEY 2 INGAGE STARTER... NOTHING. I DID GO DIRECT W/SCREWDRIVER AND IT DOES KICK OVER, BUT I'M GUESSING NO SPARK..  BELIEVE IT HAS S/THING 2DO WITH SECURITY. "THEFT" LIGHT BLINKG. BOUGHT IT AT AUCTION. AND NEVER RECEIVED REMOTE FOR ALARM. BUT IN 3YRS, THAT HAS NEVER BEEN A PROBLEM. WHEN I PUSH LOCK BUTTON, IT DOES NOT TIGGER BACK "TAILGATE" DOOR.(MOTOR OUT). SO WHEN BY ACCIDENT THAT DOOR GETS OPENED (AND IT HAS HAPPEN A FEW X'S. I JUST PUT MY KEY IN KEYHOLE AND TURN AS IF UNLOCKING. THIS CUTS ALARM OFF. AND EVERYTHING GOES BACK TO THE NORMAL. NOW IT SEEMS AS IF IT HAS "BLOCKED" PWR 2COIL OR S/THING. IN FACT WINDOWS AND POWER MIRRORS ARE ALSO DISABLED. I HAVE CKED ALL FUSES AND SWITCHED RELAYS 2C IF SO MIGHT BE THE CASE.... PLEASE HELP ME!!! I AM ON A TRIP IN GUADALAJARA, MEX. THE REMOTE TOWN OF SAN JUAN COSALA. NEAR LAKE OF CHAPALA. SOME "MECHANIC" THAT DIDNT REALLY DO ANYTHING THAT I DIDNT TRY ALREADY. AND THAT COST ME 100PESOS. HE TOLD ME I MIGHT HAVE 2 TAKE IT TO GUADALAJARA... THIS MY FRIEND IS OVER AN HOUR TOW!!! I'M FEELING OR HOPING THATS ITS S/THING SO SIMPLE. OR MAYB U KNOW SOME MAGICAL TRICK. IF SO....PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! HELP ME OUT HERE!!!  "A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND... INDEED!!!     J.A.ACOSTA   THANK YOU!